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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.  ~Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966

Housework is something you do that nobody notices until you don't do it.  ~Author Unknown

Our house is clean enough to be healthy, and dirty enough to be happy.  ~Author Unknown

A new broom sweeps clean, but the old broom knows the corners

Don't cook.  Don't clean.  No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum - "My God, the floor's immaculate.  Lie down, you hot bitch."  ~Joan Rivers

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.  ~Erma Bombeck

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office.  ~Heloise Cruse

I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on.  ~Roseanne Barr



The trouble with living alone is that it's always your turn to do the dishes.  ~Author Unknown

Clean your finger before you point at my spots ~ Benjamin Franklin

Housework, if it is done right, can kill you.  ~John Skow

Law of the Workshop:  Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.  ~Author Unknown

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn.  ~C.E. Cowman

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house.  ~Joe Ryan

You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty.  ~Cecil Baxter

We labor to make a house a home, then every time we're expecting visitors, we rush to turn it back into a house.  ~Robert Brault

Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be clean. ~ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

This mess is a place!  ~Author Unknown

I like hugs and I like kisses,
But what I really love is help with the dishes!
~Author Unknown

If the shelves are dusty and the pots don't shine,
it's because I have better things to do with my time.  ~Author Unknown

Thank God for dirty dishes,
they have a tale to tell;
while others may go hungry,
we're eating very well.
~Author Unknown

Please don't feed the dust bunnies.  ~Author Unknown

This house is protected by killer dust bunnies.  ~Author Unknown

It's all in the attitude - housework is exercise.  Slim your way to a clean home!  ~Linda Solegato

One only needs two tools in life:  WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.  ~G.M. Weilacher





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